30 Rock Season 4 Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day" Quotes
CNBC gives me a headache. I get all my money advice from PBS.Liz
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
[on stalking] That's a real problem in the celebrity community. But if Beyonce would just answer one of my letters, I'd stop trying to break into her house.Tracy
Liz: [on V-day plans] One word: oral ... two words: oral surgery.
[on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.Jack
Happy Valentine's Day, no one!Liz
I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.Jenna
Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.Liz
Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.Dot Com
Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.
Hey Jack, whadya need? Arena rock anthem? Power ballad?Jon Bon Jovi
There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.Liz