We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.

Liz

You sound like my mother being pulled on stage at a 2 Live Crew concert.

Tracy

Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.

I just got my bridesmaid dress for Cerie's wedding. It is a Vietnamese size 2.

Liz

[to Jack] How is your thing weirder than mine?

Liz
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