30 Rock

30 Rock "Argus" Quotes

Liz: I know this is a difficult time for you, but word of advice: if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house, you better hope that everyone else there are black people or sluts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: I'm the luckiest sh/man in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: [reading Tracy's letter] I will always be your ... oh no, I'm white, I can't read that word.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [on Argus] He's become listless, and he won't eat any of the food I got at the crazy rich person's pet shop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: I'm guessing already married cat strangler.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grizz: We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: [to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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