[on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.

Jack

I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.

Jack

That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.

Jack

I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.

Jack

I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.

Jack

For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.

Janitor
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.

Jack

For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.

Janitor
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