30 Rock "Audition Day" Quotes (Page 2)
Jenna: Black people, I know I've said a lot of terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of peace.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: [on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Janitor: For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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