Jack: What do you take to fly?
Liz: Candy and magazines.
Jack: No no. Pills. Nobody flies without medication anymore. Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?
Liz: Comanaprosil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.
Jack: It's very good.

Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy... Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.

Kenneth: There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
Jack: I know, Kenneth. It's okay.

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Kenneth: There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
Jack: I know, Kenneth. It's okay.

Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy... Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.

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