30 Rock Season 3 Episode 17: "Cutbacks" Quotes
Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.
Jack
That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy ... Magazine cover story.
Liz
[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
Jack
It's not enough that you killed the bird I've had for almost 60 years, but the fact that you didn't trust me is unforgivable!
Kenneth
[to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
HR Guy
Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
Liz
We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
Liz
It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
Pete
