30 Rock

30 Rock "Cutbacks" Quotes (Page 2)

Liz: I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Liz: That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy ... Magazine cover story.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It's not enough that you killed the bird I've had for almost 60 years, but the fact that you didn't trust me is unforgivable!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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