30 Rock

30 Rock "Don Geiss, America and Hope" Quotes

Wesley: I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.
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Kenneth: My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers in catalogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack [about GE]: We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: All these books, sir! It's like I'm back at school, learning about the dangers of book-readin.
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Jenna: I had this thing where I kept running into Michael Douglas, then I realized it was just some old lady who lives in my building.
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Jack: Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party, Boston Cream Pie, Boston Rob Mariano.
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Jack: I don't know why you're wearing girls' pajamas, but I'm sure it's cultural.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: I'll see you in May! For sweeps! That what's we call spring cleaning in England!
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Jack: What if women had a pay-per-view channel featuring handsome men patiently listening to them? What if they had porn for women?
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Jack: verybody settles. At one point my obituary was going to read "CEO Of GE Dies Violently In Casino Orgy." Now what's it going to say, "Middle Manager Of A Philadelphia Porn Distributor Never Wakes Up?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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