Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.

Liz

Do you remember that kid in school who bullied you? Well I ate that goat.

Ken's mom

I'll have my Jews on you so fast, you'll think you're an Asian girl.

Jenna

I'm not a professional like you or those bears at Showbiz Pizza.

Ron

Look Ken, I'm just trying to replace your dad.

Ron

Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.

When did old Bob Dunston swallow all this change?

That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.

Jack

Then I would have seen Criss's muscular back.

Pete

Hornberger, what if we were having sex?

Liz

I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.

Liz

I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.

Liz
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30 Rock Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.

Liz

I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.

Liz
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