30 Rock Season 7 Episode 2: "Governor Dunston" Quotes
Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.
Liz
Do you remember that kid in school who bullied you? Well I ate that goat.
Ken's mom
I'll have my Jews on you so fast, you'll think you're an Asian girl.
Jenna
I'm not a professional like you or those bears at Showbiz Pizza.
Ron
Look Ken, I'm just trying to replace your dad.
Ron
Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.
When did old Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
Jack
Then I would have seen Criss's muscular back.
Pete
Hornberger, what if we were having sex?
Liz
I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.
Liz
I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.
Liz
