30 Rock "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)" Quotes
Jack: She's right. You are a penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.
• Rating: Unrated
Criss: You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8