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She's right. You are a penis.

Jack

Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.

Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.

Tracy

You're married. I actually have a girlfriend. All our dirt bag knowledge is gonna go to waste.

Frank

I've gotten women there, two, three points higher than me, so you know, fours!

Frank

Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Liz

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?

Criss
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30 Rock Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?

Criss