This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

Jenna

Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.

Liz

Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

The only thing you like about your job is taking home free sodas.

Criss

Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain.

Dr. Spaceman

It's funny. If those teeth were in your vagina, you'd be considered a monster.

Dr. Spaceman

I love you, myself.

Jenna

Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!

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30 Rock Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes

I love you, myself.

Jenna

Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!

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