This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.


Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.


Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

The only thing you like about your job is taking home free sodas.


Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain.

Dr. Spaceman

It's funny. If those teeth were in your vagina, you'd be considered a monster.

Dr. Spaceman

I love you, myself.


Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!

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