This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

Jenna

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• Added: February 09, 2012

Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.

Liz

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Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

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The only thing you like about your job is taking home free sodas.

Criss

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Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain.

Dr. Spaceman

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It's funny. If those teeth were in your vagina, you'd be considered a monster.

Dr. Spaceman

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I love you, myself.

Jenna

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Mrs. Jessup: Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around.
Transylvanian: Oh it's the worst! Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats like three slices!

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