Dot Com: You think we don't want him back? Do you know how much our cobra payments are? And he's the only one who knows the combination to the candy safe.
Grizz: The worst part is being able to see the candy.

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes

We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.


Listen to me. I sound like Cagney and Lacey but without the slutty clothes.