30 Rock

30 Rock "Idiots Are People Three" Quotes

Kelsey: Here's to another successful operation by the Best Friends Gang.
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Kenneth: In school, all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a gay alcoholic.
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Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.
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Tracy: Idiots aren't just strippers, or stay at home moms.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Denise: These microphones look like black ice cream cones.
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Tracy: My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
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Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...
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