TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?

Jenna

You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!

Tracy

Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.

Jenna

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

Liz

You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.

Jenna

Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.

Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?

Jack

Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.

Tracy

Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.

Liz

Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.

Criss
Displaying all 10 quotes

30 Rock Season 6 Episode 2 Quotes

Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.

Liz

Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.

Criss