30 Rock

30 Rock "Idiots Are People Two" Quotes

Jenna: Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
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Liz: Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Criss: Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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