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Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

Oh yes! I keep a VCR so I can watch your old football tapes.

Jonathan

If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.

It smells like dude in here.

Elisa

What about his manstress?

Jack

[on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.

Liz

Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?

Kenneth

I can't handle the truth!

Kenneth

That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.

Kenneth

I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.

Jack

Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?

Kenneth

Everything's gone coco for cuckoo poops ... is that right?

Elisa
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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.

Jack