30 Rock

30 Rock "Larry King" Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!
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Jonathan: Oh yes! I keep a VCR so I can watch your old football tapes.
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Larry King: If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.
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Elisa: It smells like dude in here.
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Jack: What about his manstress?
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Liz: [on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.
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Kenneth: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?
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Kenneth: I can't handle the truth!
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Kenneth: That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.
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Jack: I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.
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