30 Rock "My Whole Life Is Thunder" Quotes
Liz: You are not the center of the universe, Jenna.
Jenna: I am too. I'm the moon.
• Rating: Unrated
Colleen: My father did not kill dozens of Germans so that his daughter could die in a van.
Jack: But he wasn't even in the war.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Colleen: I didn't trust that scout master. He was always wearing shorts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Listen Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Jenna: My whole life is thunder.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: As long as she's in New York, I'm doing absolutely nothing. I got the idea from watching your President Obama the last four years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive...forever.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10