So, if you do have an extreme reaction, please try to get it on video for my nephew's funny website.

Dr. Spaceman

You know they don't tell you this until after you've paid for medical school, but being a doctor is exactly like the game Operation.

Dr. Spaceman

Jack: Your evaluation gave me pause.
Pete: Are you sure? Those look like hands to me.

Oh my, it smells like Grandma's house at Christmas. That's when we found her dead on the toilet.

Kenneth

Who has the time with work, family, hobbies, listing excuses?

Tracy
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