30 Rock "Queen of Jordan" Quotes
Angie: I just wanna wake up in the morning and look over at my husband asleep on our neighbor's roof.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: Skelator's not my favorite...you are.
• Rating: Unrated
Angie: I'm contractually obligated to pull out some bitch's weave eight more times this season.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna's Psychic: Wait! You're seeing another psychic? I mean, I knew that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lynn: You live with your mother?
Frank: Yeah, otherwise who would wake me up for work?
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
• Rating: Unrated
Angie: Don't do impressions of other racists.
• Rating: Unrated
Angie: I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 13