Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.

Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.

Kenneth

Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?

Tracy

Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.

Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!

Pete

I'm in the middle of a RAGING period ... of economic turmoil.

Jack

Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist.

Jack

Oh, that's right, Josh. I forgot about that guy. You think that's a good sign?

Jack

I want to welcome you to Season Four ... the restaurant where you can get the very best food in the rest of America!

Jack

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?

Tracy

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!

Jack
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?

Tracy

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!

Jack
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