30 Rock

30 Rock "Secret Santa" Quotes

Liz: [on Christmas gifts for Jenna] I want to take that Internet photo of her nipple slip and make it into a jigsaw puzzle!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nancy: They had their hearts set on the ESPN Zone. They've been talking about the Hideki Matsui Caliente Fajitas all week.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Liz: Oh, shark farts!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: [to Kenneth] That's the whole thing, K-Fed. Why don't the Catholics not eat meat on Fridays? Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: [to Jack] I thought you'd have some hotshot wife with black hair who said queeah stuff like "dressing on the side."
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: I'm sorry, are you being sarcastic? It's hard for me to tell. I'm Canadian and we don't have a big Jewish population.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pete: [to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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