Senor Macho Solo
Quotes

Stuart: I knew I should've listened to my friends. Kofi said you were too good to be true.
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Jack: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
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Liz: What if I say something stupid, like "Order a tall coffee," or talk about my Nintendo Wii?
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Jenna: Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy, and I'm turned on by car accidents.
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Tracy: I'm afraid she'll divorce me if I ever have enough money where she can live off half.
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Jenna: Oh, Liz. Look at you and I and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents.
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