It sure is rewarding as a tv viewer when someone you're invested in shows growth.

Tracy

I'm scared J Mo, and not just 'cause today's the day that guy that tried to kill me gets out of jail.

Tracy

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

I'm not about to screw this up Kenneth, 'cause I'd get kicked out of show business, and then how would I be famous? By starting a fire, and then rescuing everyone from it, and then I'm a hero, and then I'm in Playboy?

Hazel

Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

Her grandfather invented the stop sign.

Dennis

Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.

Liz

You know there's some things I miss about being with you...like having somewhere to hook my Sega up to.

Dennis

I got this new business where I burn your old DVDs onto laser discs.

Dennis

None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's Day because we all have faces people naturally want to punch.

Frank

I get second billing to this small booby grandma?

Tracy

Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Liz
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30 Rock Season 6 Episode 12 Quotes

Hazel: He's only allergic to allergy medication.
Kenneth: But he loves it!

Unfortunately, unless Harry's Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.

Jack
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