It sure is rewarding as a tv viewer when someone you're invested in shows growth.


I'm scared J Mo, and not just 'cause today's the day that guy that tried to kill me gets out of jail.


Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

I'm not about to screw this up Kenneth, 'cause I'd get kicked out of show business, and then how would I be famous? By starting a fire, and then rescuing everyone from it, and then I'm a hero, and then I'm in Playboy?


Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

Her grandfather invented the stop sign.


Dennis Duffy is like the Terminator with cheaper sunglasses.


You know there's some things I miss about being with having somewhere to hook my Sega up to.


I got this new business where I burn your old DVDs onto laser discs.

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