You look like that flash card they told me means sadness.

Jenna

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jack

I'm gonna do to them what I did to my own ribs...take them out.

Jenna

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...

Jack

Sorry Liz, I'm not even sure if they serve brunch after...the 90s.

Cerie

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.

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