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Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.

Liz

Cerie: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged!
Frank: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
Cerie: No.
Frank: Oh, then, congratulations.

Liz: I'm not firing Josh.
Tracy: You always take his side.
[cut to flashback]
Liz: Tracy, stop tasering him!
[cut to present]
Tracy: See? I need to be respected, Liz Lemon.

Liz: Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

This is untoward! This is not toward!

Tracy

Liz: What's going on, business got ya down?
Jack: Business doesn't get me down, business gets me off.

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30 Rock Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

This is untoward! This is not toward!

Tracy

Liz: What's going on, business got ya down?
Jack: Business doesn't get me down, business gets me off.