30 Rock Season 4 Episode 20: "The Moms" Quotes
Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
Jack
Different times! Octomom!
Liz
The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.
Margaret
Whuck?!
Liz
Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!
Tracy
These overalls are chafing ... I can't wear these pajamas fishing!
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Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.
Kenneth
You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.
Verna