Jack: This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy; Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.
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Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.
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Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.
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Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.
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Jack: Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."
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Tracy: Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the source awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas or like shooting outside of HOT 97.
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Ghostface Killah: I gotta take a break. I can't drink any more of this... my tummy is killing me.
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Jenna: Steven played the race card. What did you do?
Liz: What could I do? I picked up the check and made out with him a little bit in the taxi.
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Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.
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Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
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Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.
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Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tracy: Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the source awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas or like shooting outside of HOT 97.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ghostface Killah: I gotta take a break. I can't drink any more of this... my tummy is killing me.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenna: Steven played the race card. What did you do?
Liz: What could I do? I picked up the check and made out with him a little bit in the taxi.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
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