30 Rock Season 1 Episode 16: "The Source Awards" Quotes
This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy; Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.Jack
Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.
Ridikolus: What's your game?
If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.Tracy
Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."Jack
Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the source awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas or like shooting outside of HOT 97.Tracy
I gotta take a break. I can't drink any more of this... my tummy is killing me.Ghostface Killah
Jenna: Steven played the race card. What did you do?
Liz: What could I do? I picked up the check and made out with him a little bit in the taxi.
Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.
Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
You can't solve all your problems by shooting someone or setting a stranger on fire.Liz
Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
Ridikolus: I am Ridikolus.