Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.

I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard.


Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.


When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold your breath too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store.


We're gonna go. Don't worry about the fee. You can just give it to us now.


Getting paid to help a boy become a kinda my wheelhouse.


Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?

Kenneth (to Jenna)
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