30 Rock

30 Rock "Today You Are a Man" Quotes

Jack: He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Liz: I won! Nobody beats the Liz!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.
 • Rating: Unrated

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