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He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.


You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?


I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.


I won! Nobody beats the Liz!


Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!


Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.


If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.


Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.


Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.

I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard.


Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.

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30 Rock Season 6 Episode 5 Quotes

Getting paid to help a boy become a kinda my wheelhouse.


Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?

Kenneth (to Jenna)