He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.

Jack

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

Liz

I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.

Jack

I won! Nobody beats the Liz!

Liz

Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!

Pete

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna

If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.

Tracy

Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

Jack
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