Doctor [to Erin]: Are you currently in a relationship?
Naomi: Actually she's in two.

This coming from the bitch who does nothing but meddle in everyone's life. We all know it's why you lost Max.

Annie [to Naomi]

I love...things about you.

Max [to Naomi]

I'm upset because my mother is a whore.


So do I get a cut?


Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.
Adrianna: You sound bitchy!

My family is so fake.


I can't cook, but I am a genius at opening red wine bottles.


I don't want to live with a criminal.

Silver [to Navid]

Jen: I thought you said if I was honest with you, there was nothing I could do to scare you off.
Ryan: I was wrong.

Harry: How will we pass the time? I've got an idea: sex. Lots of sex. Starting right now.

I can't believe I'm in the tabloids. What has my life come to?

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It's a girl!


Me jealous? It's not like she's better than me. I have to figure out that girl's flaws. For Max's sake.

Naomi [referring to Madison]
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