We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


How is being a hooker not a big deal?!


It may not be everyone's cup of tea but neither is hippie hair and you've seemed to make that work.

Naomi [to Ivy]

Kelly: How many of your friends have kids?
Ryan: Let me count... zero.

My God!!! Really?!?

Naomi [when bridesmaids trample her]

I'm a lot of things. But a kidnapper, a murderer? Get real.


I'm ready. Let's do this.

Liam [proposing to Annie the first time]

I gave up my daughter for this?


Harry: How's it going?
Naomi: Sticky.

If I feel like throwing a party at my house, I'm gonna throw a party at my house.


Rhonda: Where's Annie?
Ethan: Don't know. Don't care.

Silver: I conquer this fear, I conquer all fears, right?
Adrianna: Totally, unless you die tragically.
Silver: What?!?!
Adrianna: Im kidding!


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.