Navid: You're running a car theft ring?
Amal: No, we're running a car theft ring.

Bree: They paid us.
Annie: Yea, like prostitutes.

You're gonna need a new look from the neck up. Judging from the lip brow perhaps a little grooming from the waist down?

Naomi

You joined my big fat Greek sorority?

Holly

You proposed to me last week and you're already sleeping with somebody else?!

Annie

Give her a chance. I like her shoes and she smells like lavendar ice cream.

Fat sorority girl [referring to Naomi]

If you let me in your sorority, I'll buy your entire chapter.

Naomi

Yea...that's exactly what I'm going thru. Cause my husband's cancer equals not having a social life.

Ivy

What happened to the good old days when you could buy yourself into high society?

Naomi
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