Don't worry. I'll never tell Naomi that I was your first.

Jen (to Ethan)

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• Added: April 28, 2009

I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.

Navid

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You're the whore from the video... don't take any offense to that.

Catholic School Girl (to Silver)

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Harry: What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
Annie: You should have worn a robe.
Harry: In my own bedroom?

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Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!

Naomi

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I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.

Silver

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Annie: Why don't you just ask him for an explanation?
Naomi: Oh my God! I love living with you!

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Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.

Navid

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Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!

Navid

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