Don't worry. I'll never tell Naomi that I was your first.

Jen (to Ethan)

I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.

Navid

You're the whore from the video... don't take any offense to that.

Catholic School Girl (to Silver)

Harry: What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
Annie: You should have worn a robe.
Harry: In my own bedroom?

Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!

Naomi

I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.

Silver

Annie: Why don't you just ask him for an explanation?
Naomi: Oh my God! I love living with you!

Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.

Navid

Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!

Navid
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