We are both geographically undesirable.

Annie [on long distance break up with Jason]

I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.


Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.

Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.

I was trying to find that guy you liked a couple summers ago.

Ethan [to Annie]

There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.


Is it true? Are you cheating on me? Don't lie to me.


You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!


Sometimes I feel like we bend over backwards for Dixon, but we don't do the same for Annie.

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