Harry: I'm the first to admit that I wasn't the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: I'm more concerned with the kind of guy you are now.

There's a lot of temptation here. I'm concerned about how it's gonna affect the kids.


I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.

Harry [to Dixon]

Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?
Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.

I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.


They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.


At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.


Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.

Four and a half. That is a wonderful age... I don't know if that's true. I just hear people say it.

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