Now that you're actually not cool, I kinda like you better.


What is so terrible about me being a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt and I get a new Mercedes.


I thought if I never moved here I'd never be able to screw up any of your lives.


There are a lot of hot ladies in here tonight, but you are in the top one percent.


Dixon really does have a white sister from Kansas!


I am one big story away from getting my own gossip show on TV. It's gonna make TMZ look like Sesame Street.


Silver: I was just trying to protect myself.
Teddy: Yeah we'll you've always been pretty good at that haven't you.

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