Hey remember yesterday when you were not a dick for like 5 minutes? Can we do more of that?

Annie [to Riley]

I can't keep up with the drama in your crew.


Are you asking me what it's like to bonk a guy in a wheelchair?

to Annie}

I appreciate your expertise, but I could do without the patronizing and condescension.


If you're taking this underground Alec, make no mistake I'll meet you there.


Liam: Hey, you were always a teacher's pet.
Silver: I was always a good student, there's a difference.

Whose online dating profile would get more hits, ex hooker or a teenage single mom?


You're Ryan Lochte. Standing in front of me shimmering like a gold medal.


I'm a DJ, I'm not trying to earn a merit badge!


Liam: I would kill to get some time away.
Navid: Time away from what? You're a movie star.

Oh my God, computer geeks are awesome. You'd be amazed at what other special talents they posses.


Max: You know what I'd love to do? Go camping.
Naomi: Outdoors like homeless people?


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.