A to Z Season 1 Quotes
Andrew eats waffles for breakfast, because I already got him a waffle maker.
Stu
Howard: You've even gotten a couple of pokes [on Facebook].
Big Bird: Pokes? Uh, I will cut them. Is there a 'cut them' button?
Thank you so much for keeping a secret I didn't tell you.
Stu
Andrew: How about we get some sushi from that place across the street?
Zelda: That won't fill the empty void in me.
Andrew: I almost opened Pandora's box.
Dinesh: That makes no sense because you're using iTunes, not Pandora.
Big Bird: I think I'm going to be sick. Quick, Howard, give me your shoe.
Howard: No, there's a trashcan right here.
Big Bird: Howard, please just give them to me.
Howard, I have discovered the secret to a better work place, and it is me being slashed.
Big Bird
Andrew: When I sent them your song, they got back to me right away, which is a good sign. Because I also sent in my rendition of "Roar" and they didn't even mention it.
Zelda: What did you think was going to happen?
Andrew: I don't know they could've given me a "good job" or like a "nice falsetto."
Stephie: [to Andrew] I told you this was a bad idea.
Stu: Couldn't you have predicted this?
Stephie: I did. I just told him it was a bad idea.
Let's go eat some dead fish. I bet they had dreams once, too.
Zelda
Big Bird: Instead of me being looked at with respect, born out of fear for slapping you, it is you, the slapped, reaping the benefits.
Howard: What benefits? I lost 2 crowns.
You're crazy dude, and I should know, I spin signs for a living.
Sign Spinner
