General Hale: We had them right where we wanted them!
Ruby: We didn’t *have* Daisy Johnson! You promised me Daisy Johnson!
General Hale: She didn’t show up tonight.
Ruby: Well, I think if I keep cutting her friends’ arms off, she will.

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Daisy: How do you show up in another time and, like, *immediately* get arrested?
Deke: Have you *tried* Zima?

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Coulson: These things look roomier from the outside.
Mack: It’ll get us where we need to go.
May: Hey, could be worse.
Simmons: True. We could be enslaved by an alien sociopath in a dystopian future.
Mack: Or we could be trapped in a virtual reality fascist state.
Fitz: Or stuck at the bottom of the ocean.
Yo-Yo: Or stopping a crazy robot lady.
Simmons: Or falling out of a plane.
Mack: Fighting Daisy’s mom.
Coulson: Or fighting Daisy’s dad.
May: Or *dancing.*

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Fitz: What’re you observing now?
Noah: Various potential threats. You’d be surprised how frequently SHIELD is mentioned.
May: We have a small but active fanbase.

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Coulson: Did you *really* think after everything we’ve been through, you and me, that there was any universe in which I left you behind?
Daisy: Even with all of the risks--
Coulson: Don’t care. I need you here.

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Coulson: I’ll stay here with Daisy. When she wakes up, she’ll have questions.
May: When she wakes up, she’s gonna wanna kill you.

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General Hale: How about I bring us breakfast? We haven’t done that in a long time.
Ruby: No thanks, but if I turn 11 again, you got it!

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