Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 Episode 8: "The Well" Quotes
Prof Randolph: I know that look, you’re tempted. What is it that you want to see?
Coulson: You and I have a lot in common. We both have been stabbed in the heart.
Coulson: Do you know Thor?
Prof Randolph: Oh sure, I spend all my days palling around with the future King of Asgard. NO, I don’t know Thor.
Ward: You’re right, he’s Asgardian.
Coulson: Good thing. That would have been awfully embarrassing.
Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy.
You know it would be nice? If Thor and his people would send down the god of "cleaning up after yourself." They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.Coulson
Skye: You guys might think its old news, but its new news to everyone else. Asgardians are aliens from another planet that visited us 1000 years ago.
Coulson: Or more
Skye: Because we couldn't understand aliens we thought they were gods?
Coulson: That’s where our Norse mythology comes from.