Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Oh, damn it, really?! We had to leave the machine in the hands of some automaton?! I knew the moment I laid eyes on all of you that it was gonna spell my downfall! [sighs, pulls out a gun] I’ll go. I’ll secure the machine, save the weird robot.
Deke
When the other side of you is a friggin’ hero who can’t help herself but do good, then be *great*. The world needs that person to make it home. Just try not to destroy it when you get there.
Deke [to Daisy]
Coulson: We don’t even know you did this!
Daisy: I was right in the epicenter.
Coulson: I won’t let you sacrifice yourself because you’re scared of what’s to come.
Daisy: What’s to come is the end of *everything*!
May: If you can change the future, you can change it from back home!
Daisy: But we know the solution works! We can stop this today!
Coulson: No, it’s not about today. It’s about *tomorrow*. Even if we solve this problem, the world is never safe, the job goes on, *we* go on.
Phil Coulson is dying. And you have to let him.
Old Yo-Yo
Deke [looking at his gun in awe]: Where has this *been* all my life?
Enoch: Level Three. Hidden in a wall cavity.
Deke: Now you tell me.
I always knew that working with you guys was gonna blow up in my face, but it’s about to get LITERAL!
Deke
You're no god. No devil. You're just a cruel, sad little blue man. So why don't I skip to the part where I end this?
Yo-Yo
If I had a stomach, the vomiting would begin now!
Enoch
Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!
Gunnar: Why’s a guy named ‘Gunnar’ get stuck throwing rocks?
Mack: ‘Cause you’re damned good at it, that’s why.
Kree: They killed the vrellnexians. And we lost eight soldiers.
Kasius [shocked]: How can that be?
Kree: The humans have guns.
Kasius: Where on this cursed rock did they FIND WEAPONS?!
It’s time to remind the humans that I am not their enemy. I am their *god*.
Kasius
