Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Enoch: This inhuman boy, Flint. You say his geokinesis is the key to building a new monolith, to your returning home?
Coulson: Technically, Robin said it to May, but yeah, that’s the idea.
Enoch: And… how exactly will that work?
Coulson: We have a monolith shard FitzSimmons said it has a unique crystalline structure that he can… [sighs] It’s a rock. Flint controls rocks. I don’t know.
Enoch: Agent Coulson, we are evacuating to the caves for shelter, are we not?
May: Zephyr flies again, metal man.
Enoch: I am mostly plastic alloy. And chronicoms do not have gender.
Coulson: An old woman tells you she’s your daughter. And that you’ll save the world from cracking apart. Doesn’t happen everyday.
May: It’s hard to believe…
Coulson: That we can do it?
May: That I was a mom. I just… I can’t see it.
Coulson: I can.
May: Looks like you had a rough landing!
Coulson: Yeah, can’t recommend the airline. Inexperienced pilots, a lot of turbulence. Ran out of pretzels in coach!
Simmons [about the Zephyr]: Fitz! Your design really withstood the test of time!
Deke: Oh, you designed this? Man, I can’t imagine what it must have been like to fly.
Fitz: Technically, I’m the engineer, not the pilot.
Deke: Oh. [beat] Well, that’s still cool, I guess.
Flint: I don’t get it. Doesn’t the ax make it harder to shoot?
Mack: Well, it makes it easier to chop heads off!
We *do* go back. Robin told me how. We can save everyone. Just one question, though. Who’s Flint?
May
Kasius: Sinara said and I agree that my place is not the battlefield. I'm not built for it. With the battlefield left to her, I can focus on greater things. And have. I wasted so much time on my knees seeking your approval. No more.
Faulnak: You play god over a dead rock. You're just a coward who hides and stabs his enemies in the back.
Kasius: And the front. [fatally stabs Faulnak]
Coulson: So! Taking off is easy enough, docking is the hard part, and landing... that's impossible on account of these ships weren't built with landing gear.
Daisy: So you have no idea what you're doing.
Coulson: Had a flying car. How different can it be?
Fitz: Okay, if you guys really are going to fight a bunch of alien warriors, then you might be interested to know that in past I hid a crate of SHIELD tech in a wall on the base.
Mack: That's what I'm talking about. Thanks, Turbo!
Yo-Yo: Where?
Fitz: Level Three.
Mack: Wait a minute!
Yo-Yo: You mean the level infested with aliens that suck your blood?!
Fitz: Why was I su-- [sighs heavily] I'm not getting enough credit here. I traveled through time and space to find you! I think we're moving past that bit a little bit too quickly!
Simmons: You sure they can't follow us?
Deke: Oh, they can *definitely* follow us, it's just gonna take them awhile!
Come on! A room full of secret agents, scientists, and superheroes! Someone give me something!
Coulson
