Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Aida: If I terminate anyone else for your protection, I will dispose of the body more discreetly.
Radcliffe: No! Don't terminate anyone.
Radcliffe: Now we're playing a longer, more nuanced game. Hopefully with less violence.
Aida: But isn't the real Agent May already prone to violence?
I'm going to squeeze our prisoner like a lime wedge on dollar beer night.
Talbot
If he gets any further up Talbot's ass, he'll need a snorkel.
Mack
There they go again with the world's most conspicuous briefcase.
Coulson
Agent May, with the possible exception of my mother, you are the single most intimidating woman I have ever met.
Talbot
I wanted to create an android that could pass as human. I never dreamed she'd become human!
Radcliffe
Gear up. The robot apocalypse is here.
Mack
Why would he do that? Has he watched no American movies from the eighties? Robots always attack.
Yo-Yo
Director Mace: I have this saying...
Daisy: I read the motivational poster in the bathroom.
Why do you want to hurt me, Leopold? I was your shield.
Aida [to Fitz]
I didn't like feeling pain, so I fixed that.
Aida
