Alex: Holden?
Holden: Hi, Mommy.

Careful girls, it's not a game.

Cordelia

Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn't. What we do here isn't magic. I'm sorry.

David

I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!

Queenie

Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!

Constance

Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.

Will: You're giving me dangerous thoughts.
Countess: All great ideas are deadly.

[to Will] We're destined for something more...intimate.

Countess

The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me. Make them feel what I feel. Then I'm not alone.

Sally

You don't have to be out in the world to be a part of it. In the modern age, no one ever has to be alone. Even for a second.

Iris

You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything.

Tristan [to the Countess]

When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....

Fiona

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance