American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Alex: Holden?
Holden: Hi, Mommy.
Careful girls, it's not a game.
Cordelia
Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn't. What we do here isn't magic. I'm sorry.
David
I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!
Queenie
Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!
Constance
Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.
Will: You're giving me dangerous thoughts.
Countess: All great ideas are deadly.
[to Will] We're destined for something more...intimate.
Countess
The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me. Make them feel what I feel. Then I'm not alone.
Sally
You don't have to be out in the world to be a part of it. In the modern age, no one ever has to be alone. Even for a second.
Iris
You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything.
Tristan [to the Countess]
When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....
Fiona