American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
We have two selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant, and the shadow. Ignore it and life is forever suffering.
Countess [to Liz]
Woman: Hello? Your music is very loud. We have to wake up early for Disney Land. Please turn it down.
Night Stalker: Idol only plays one way. Full throttle. What, you don't got Billy Idol in France?
There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.
Constance
Lesbians! We're under attack.
Harrison
Tate: Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six, and if I had known any better I would have joined him. And, also because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother so he can't see what everybody knows: that she doesn't really love him.
Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.
Ever since you got here, this is the better place.
Tate
If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a handjob or something.
Queenie
Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.
Violet: Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people.
Teacher: Maybe he wasn't a good person.
The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
Jude
I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
Constance
