There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!

Killer Santa

I'm the son of Bloody Face.

Johnny

You know how this goes. You make a sound, I bash your head in.

Lana

Well, hot damn.

Lana

The baby's full term. It won't be long.

Pepper

Monsignor: Help me.
Dark Angel: I'm here.

Kit's kid: Daddy?
Kit: Daddy will be there in a minute.

The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.

The cruelest thing of all is false hope.

Jude

Why are you writing about him? He's just another maniac!

Kit

Jude: They don't know, but I don't need the hat. I can fly without it. ONe of these days I'm going to fly my ass right outta here. Watch and see.
Kit: I don't doubt it.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance