American Horror Story
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Well I'll be damned, if it ain't old Honest Abe herself. Ethel you look good. How's your old soup catcher? I would have expected to see some gray in it by now. Are you dyin' it? You can tell me.
Dell
They're my warm up act. It doesn't matter if they can sing. They have two heads.
Elsa
Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!
Else
Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.
Dandy
I thought I would be good. I thought all I needed was an audience and it would all come together. I'm such a stupid fool.
Bette
We're all hopeless, Doc. We're all going to die.
Ethel
I ain't crying cause you're telling me I'm gonna die, Doc. I'm crying cause you're the first doctor ever treated me with respect.
Ethel
Bette: I wonder who you are since we came here.
Dot: I'll tell you who I am. I'm someone will do what it takes. I'm going to work hard, save my money, and find a doctor who will do that surgery.
Edward: It is not your talent that renders me speechles. It is your delusional ignorance.
Elsa: Excuse me?
Edward: You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters herself with contempt for others.
[to Maggie] I'm not the one you have to worry about, Toots. It's the townies, the cops. Do you have any idea how much they hate us? At best we're tolerated because they're grateful we make them feel normal.
Jimmy
I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television.
Elsa
I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.
Constance
