American Horror Story

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
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Edward: It is not your talent that renders me speechles. It is your delusional ignorance.
Elsa: Excuse me?
Edward: You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters herself with contempt for others.

Bette: I wonder who you are since we came here.
Dot: I'll tell you who I am. I'm someone will do what it takes. I'm going to work hard, save my money, and find a doctor who will do that surgery.

I ain't crying cause you're telling me I'm gonna die, Doc. I'm crying cause you're the first doctor ever treated me with respect.

Ethel

We're all hopeless, Doc. We're all going to die.

Ethel

I thought I would be good. I thought all I needed was an audience and it would all come together. I'm such a stupid fool.

Bette

Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

Dandy

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

They're my warm up act. It doesn't matter if they can sing. They have two heads.

Elsa

Well I'll be damned, if it ain't old Honest Abe herself. Ethel you look good. How's your old soup catcher? I would have expected to see some gray in it by now. Are you dyin' it? You can tell me.

Dell

Well, unless you got pony legs under those trousers or a double ding dong...

Jimmy

Desiree: Three titties, proper girl parts and a dingaling. I'm a full blown hermaphrodite. Put that on
your banner.
Elsa: My word. What does that make you?
Dell: The happiest man on earth.

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

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American Horror Story Quotes

Fate. Destiny. Luck. The prisons of man. People pass the time, enjoying the choices life provides--coffee or tea, right or left--as if it matters. We are all just spinning on the wheel. There is but one way to keep off the wheel. It's not youth. It's not beauty or true love. I know how to stay off the wheel. I control my fate. I have survived because I know one must be willing to destroy anyone, anything, even the ones you love, to keep the gods in check.

Elsa

[to Gloria] Those girls were a cool stream of glacier water. My heart bloomed as they nourished it. And now it's all gone. There's nothing left but the dust and the scorpions inside of me. I was never destined to feel love.

Dandy