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American-horror-story

Careful girls, it's not a game.

Cordelia

We really don't need a man to protect us.

Madison

I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit.

Misty

When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....

Fiona

I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.

Fiona

A dog returns to his vomit.

Queenie

You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.

Fiona

Here's my other offer. You can all just die.

Fiona

Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

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