American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
We’re more than OK. From now on, we’re going to be great.
Harry
It's not for me. It's for people like you.
Mickey
This marriage is ... over.
Husband
I killed my last boyfriend. He could bang me pretty good, but he was boring as f–k, so I drank him dry and burned the body.
Lark
I have a PhD from Harvard. Meth is well below my pay grade.
The Chemist
We need to kill them.
Belle
If I wanted to listen to a s–ty Captain and Tennille cover band, I would have just killed myself, because I’m sure that’s what’s playing on an infinite loop in hell!
Ursula
That motherf–er is a better writer than I am!
Ursula
She’s not a great mom or a great wife. And her designing stuff is kind of lame.
Alma
Everybody else could just disappear one day, and it wouldn’t matter.
Don’t be jealous because I have inspiration and you can’t play f–king Paganini!
Harry
I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!
Katen
