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When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....


I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.


A dog returns to his vomit.


You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.


Here's my other offer. You can all just die.


Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

I think I'm gonna like it here.


Kyle: I love you.
Zoe: I love you too.

Are you deaf? I'm the next Supreme. I brought myself back.


I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.


War is coming and you're gonna lose.


Madame LaLaurie: No. You don't know this woman. What you do to me?
Queenie: Yes, I do. That's the reason I brought you here, you dumb bitch.v

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There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.


There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.

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