American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
That's no cock. It's an act of God.
Daddy
You don't have to fear the worst when it's already happened.
Brooke
Brooke: Miss Booth, I think we're in danger.
Margaret: Yes, we are in danger -- from sin.
Let's jam. A storm's coming. You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod.
Montana
That thing was floppin' around like a baby elephant's trunk.
Montana
Margaret: Girls are red, boys are blue. Don't try to make purple.
Chet: You expect us to be celibate all summer?
Margaret: Well, I'm not banning self-abuse, although every stroke soils your soul, but how could I ever enforce it?
Xavier: It's 1984, Margaret. They're building co-ed showers in the West Hollywood gym. Ever hear of the sexual revolution? Sex won.
Bitch! I will find you. Satan will show me the way.
Richard
I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.
Montana
Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.
Madison
Don’t be mad. Please. I’ll change. I promise.
Michael
My hair is an eternal mystery never to be fully understood,
Myrtle
How did you think this would end? Prophecy is inevitable. I was always going to win… Miss Supreme.
Michael
