Satan just greenlit your talk show for 13 episodes.

Michael

Why would the world's wealthiest 0.1 percent wear so much flannel and Patagonia?

Michael

Mead: Michael, this sounds like the plot of Omen 3. Is this where you're getting your ideas?
Michael: Well I don't know where else to look.

Math is way more powerful than magic.

Jeff

Everyone keeps saying that I'm special, that I’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.

Michael

You can write your own destiny. You can still turn away.

Cordelia

Some way, I am going to bring her back. And then I am going to kill every last one of you.

Michael

Don’t ever call me babe.

Venable

Not even I can create something as monstrous, as evil, as you.

Tate

I’m a monster. Why would you want to help me?

Michael

Tate: I'm so sorry for everything.
Violet: I know.

This one shattered me beyond recovery. Michael made me believe that my presence here meant something. That I mattered.

Constance

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance