Archer
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So if I were you, I'd run out that door while I still had a chance. I'd also waste 5 precious minutes of my head start in the race to freedom, giving that swell guy Archer a combination thank-you-goodbye blow job.
You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass and held on, would ya!
Ron
Hawley: What do you people think the letters FBI stands for?
Archer: I bought a T-Shirt once that said "Female Body Inspector.
I'll be watching you like a hawk. That's been bred with an eagle...to produce some kind of eagle-eyed superhawk...with a badge.
Hawley
Lana: Cheryl?
Cheryl: Nah, Cheryl's gone. I'm Cherlene now. And if somebody don't fry me 6 goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries I would personally be shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, if by morning this place ain't burned to the ground.
If you'll excuse me, I have to remove my underwear with a blow torch.
Ray
Airplane air is so dry, plus you're breathing in God knows what those tuberculars in coach are...excuse me!?
Malory
We're going eastbound and down!
Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny.
That's gotta be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack.
Pam
We're talking about Texas. Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.