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Archer

Lana, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

Lana: Remember when you had cancer?
Sterling: Uhh - vaguely.

That wasn't a brain chip. That was a just a sticker of the backpack of a little Lego spaceman.

Krieger

Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time. When have I ever been honest with Sterling?

Malory

Krieger: I am a doctor.
Ray & Cyril: No you're not.
Krieger: Well, no, but a student of life.

You know how many times I helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus one time my sister Edie? Well, she couldn't have it in the house! Long story. A long, racist story.

Pam

Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just turn it off!

Cyril

Officer: The First Lady and I are having an affair.
Cyril: Damn, dog! That was my B.

We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they can buy arms from Iran!? Did we at least free some hostages?!

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