Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Episode 12: "Archer Vice: Filibuster" Quotes
We all enjoyed this break from him, but Cyril, if you tell him I said this I'll break your freakin' arms, but it's, ugh, Archer Time.
Lana
Thank you, George Borewell, for that clunky analogy in defence of totalitarianism.
Calderon: My father fought the rebels, and his father fought the rebels!
Cherlene: So, like a family business.
Archer: That manufactures oppression.
I facetiously beg milady's pardon.
Start counting backwards from a million years and when you get to zero, that still won't happen.
Cherlene
Cyril's just the Vader to your Palpatine.
Lana
Lana: Oh my God, that's a coca-leaf smoothie.
Cherlee: And they're gross - it basically tastes like a fart of itself.
I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman. Not a stevedore who lost his hand in a stevedoring accident and then got a hand transplant from an actual bear!